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Hello?
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Mr. and Mrs. Van De Kamp.
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So your son decided1 to entertain
some of his friends yesterday
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by shoving a freshman's head into a locker2.
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This was the Johnson boy?
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Yes. He broke the boy's nose.
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Because of our no-tolerance policy,
your son may face expulsion.
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You're going to ruin his whole future
over a little rough housing?
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Rex, this was practially assault.
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Mrs. Stark3, what Andrew did was clearly wrong,
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but in his defense4, his mother and I are
going through severe marital5 problems.
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How is that relevant?
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Our marriage is disintegrating6.
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Of course Andrew is acting7 out.
He has every right to be angry.
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If Andrew's angry about you
moving out of the house,
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then perhaps he should shove
your head into a locker.
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All I'm saying is that we need to take
some of the responsibility here.
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So does Andrew.
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Blaming his actions on our problems --
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which are not so serious --
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does not help him.
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Our problems are serious.
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Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
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Bree, I've gone to an attorney.
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You're going to be served with
porce papers later today.
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You went to an attorney?
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Yeah.
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And a good one, too.
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Well, he better be good,
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because when I'm finished with you,
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you won't have a cent to your name.
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Bring it on.
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Perhaps detention8 is the way to go.
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Mom, you're getting too dressed up.
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I know, but I want to look really sexy.
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I told Mike I expect him to have you home by 11:00.
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Hmm. How about midnight?
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All right, but no later.
You know how I worry.
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So, you, uh, got protection?
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Oh, my god.
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We are so not having this conversation.
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We are, because I enjoy being an only child.
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Are you finished?
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Almost.
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You know, I always assumed I'd have sex
for the first time before you had it again.
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Okay, you can leave now, mm-hmm.
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Y eah.
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What do you think? Trying too hard?
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Yeah, well, what do you know?
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It's 80 degrees outside, and you're wearing fur.
