成人笑话|Don't worry be hoppy

An infant rabbit was orphaned^{1. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own.}

This adoption^{2 led to some peculiar3 behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew4 jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings.}

As the rabbit passed through puberty, however, it soon faced an identity crisis.

It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem.

He told them how he felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of his place in the universe and was generally forlorn.

Their response was, Don't scurry^{5, be hoppy6.}